SyrianHiss18: What did you say you do again?
UberBeast69: I’m in entertainment kinda. How about you?
SyrianHiss18: Oh me? Service industry.
UberBeast69: That sound insteresting.
SyrianHiss18: Trust me it’s not. Very boring. A lot of standing around all day. What about you? Entertainment sounds cool. Are you in a band? Singer?
UberBeast69: I do NOT sing. It’s more of performance art.
SyrianHiss18: Performance art?
UberBeast69: Yeah…kinda.
SyrianHiss18: …
UberBeast69: What?
SyrianHiss18: I don’t want you to take this wrong, but can I ask you a question?
UberBeast69: Uh sure.
SyrianHiss18: Are you a mime?
UberBeast69: NO! WTF?
SyrianHiss18: Thank the gods! Sorry, you meet a lot of weirdos on this site.
UberBeast69: I guess. LOL
SyrianHiss18: So what exactly do you do?
UberBeast69: Well, shit! I guess I will have to tell you eventually. I’m a gladiator.
SyrianHiss18: Holy shit! No way! Fuck! Are you Spartacus?
UberBeast69: I am NOT Spartacus.
SyrianHiss18: Oh, that’s cool. I didn’t mean to make it sound like..TBH I’ve never even been to the games. He’s the only gladiator whose name I know. I am sure you are a way better fighter than he is.
UberBeast69: That’s okay. I took no offense. He actually is way better than I am. He and I are very close friends.
SyrianHiss18: Oh really? How close? Should I be jealous?
UberBeast69: Not in the slightest. He’s not my type.
SyrianHiss18: What is your type?
UberBeast69: I don’t know, all men are beautiful in their own way. Though I do love dark skin and a bit of willfulness. Also, I have a thing for hissing.
SyrianHiss18: Are you sure we’ve never met before?
UberBeast69: Pretty sure, I haven’t been out of Capua since I came here. Why?
SyrianHiss18: Oh nothing. So tell me more about fighting in the Arena. How small are those loincloths you wear?
UberBeast69: Subligaculum
SyrianHiss18: What? Is that a typo or are you typing in German again? You know I can’t understand a word of that.
UberBeast69: No no. It’s not a loincloth it’s called subligaculum and mine is HUGE!
SyrianHiss18: I’m sure it is. LOL
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