varane:

Reason #1887 men who accuse women who watch soccer of not knowing much about the sport itself are completely absurd is that these men probably watch a lot of porn and yet, based on countless women’s disappointing sexual experiences, seem to know nothing about how to please a woman in bed

you ask me if i know what an offside is

i’ll ask you if you even know how to find a clitoris

calm the hell down and wank another one out on pornhub, bruh 

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